You work out of a Hotel?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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