Betty ford says i'm here all night
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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