Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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