sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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