omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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