ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I can't turn off my feet"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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