he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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