He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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