dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Is that strawberry winking at me??
that may or may not have been my penis.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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