Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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