yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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