she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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