Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
In other news, I just burned my penis
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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