yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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