Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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