I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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