Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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