please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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