Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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