My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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