Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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