do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
