just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm bleeding and have questions
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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