Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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