im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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