people are starting to question the shark bite story
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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