question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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