Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
It was confusing and full of hummus
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she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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