If that was your dad, he is hot
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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