I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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