at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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