check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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