I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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