my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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