Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just blew my weed a kiss
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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