we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm like, not good at living.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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