But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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