She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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