im about as happy as oj after his trial
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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