Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
We're like a lot better than the average bears
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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