How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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