its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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