I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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