So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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