quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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