glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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