the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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