Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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