it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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