The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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