I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Drake has all the answers
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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