gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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