i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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