is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
