Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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