How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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